December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
“You know the parlor trick.
wrap your arms around your own body
and from the...”
– “Embrace” by Billy Collins (via casimirpulaskiday)
Set Fire to the Rain
“You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.”
– Tina Fey (via laritournelle)
